talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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