My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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