Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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