Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
