Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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