Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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