Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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