Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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