I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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