Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You took a bar mat shot.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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