Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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