Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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