is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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