did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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