erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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