can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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