I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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