She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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