He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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