That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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