your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i dont even know how to be here
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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