12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I intend to get homeless drunk
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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