I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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