i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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