We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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