i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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