My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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