508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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