Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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