Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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