everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I wear drunk well.
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