his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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