I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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