oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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