Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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