If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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