does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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