dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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