hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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