can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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