Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I will be naked everywhere
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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