According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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