...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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