His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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