just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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