actually, I'm a sock model
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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