chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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