when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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