No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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