why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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