i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize
