Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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