yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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