i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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