"it" just moved
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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