is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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