Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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