Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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